Malaysian Dreamgirl turns into Malaysian Dreambitch if.....

My tulan scale for today

My tulanness increases today because my favourite Malaysian Dreamgirl, Jay is officially out from this contest.....

Yay..... Malaysian Dreamgirl as comes to the end... and the conclusion is Malaysian Dreamgirl turns into Malaysian Dreambitch!!!

Why???

First, because she is walked out from the contest....

due to personal reasons

Second, she is out from MDG because she dunno how to speak proper English... and she just don't know how to reach out for the audiences....

Excuse me, we are looking for Malaysian Dreamgirl, not Malaysian Dream VJ.....

Third, she is out because she is damm garang???

Does she looks garang now???? I guess not... she is ok if compare to ... the complaint bitch....

Fourth, she is out because she is trying to be the most diplomatic player in MDG

OMG.... Well, is alright if you don't call this Malaysian Dreamgirl, but you must call this Malaysian girls' Dream body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fifth, she is out because she is not daddy's girl...

Her expression is flawless with the eyelashes......


Well, so if these girls can't make it to the top three of Malaysian Dreamgirl...... then why these girls can make it????

AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY SHE IS IN TOP THREE?????

"OH MY GOD...... MOM.... I FORGOT YOU TOLD ME NOT TO SMILE WITH MY OPEN MOUTH..."

NOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW THAT MALAYSIAN DREAMGIRL TOP THREE STILL HAS HER BRACES ON.....













HOLY SHIT.... I FORGOT HOW TO SMILE....

OOOOPPPSSSS....


I SHOULDN'T HAVE SCOLDED MY BRO FOR HELPING ME TO SHUT OFF THE BLOODY COMMENTS OVER MY BLOG....

NOW I JUST CAN'T SMILE...... CAUSE I JUST BITCHED BOUT HOW ADELINE BEING HYPOCRITE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAMAN








"ALAMAKLA....

I FORGOTLA....

WHAT POSE SHOULD I DO AH????

WHAT BOUT THE MONKEY POSE, AH... PHOTOGRAPHER KO KO....????

WITH MY HAND SCRATCHING MY HEAD...."

IS TAT A POSE OR SHE IS THINKING HOW TO POSE??????





Alright.... the reason why i called MDG as Malaysian Dreambitch.....

Someone please tell me she doesn't look one hell bitch from CHINA..... the one that sells DVDs in pasar malam.... Ke ke chai... Ni oi Mai wo de VCD mah??? Hau Pien yi de....

Well,if she doesn't look like one.... she does act like one bitch...

Earlier all her calls, she complaint bout everything to her dad (is kinda weird, usually mothers are the one that holds this position.... l) ... she complaint bout people not talking to her... she complaint bout people who talks to her as hypocrite..... she complaint bout she is not washing dishes....and she complaint people complaint her for not washing dishes... she is one complaint bitch.... don't she feels tired????

Now, you can see.... finally.... she is smiling her way throughout her conversation with her infamous dad...

Then suddenly, she complaint lots of people commented her in her blog....

And then she complaint when her dad helped her to block her blog... and said she can't earn money if nobody is allow to see her blog....

And then.... she ended her conversation.... "Hey did you vote for me??? As the complaint bitch in MDG??????"

i know i will surely vote......

FOR MALAYSIAN DREAMBITCH.....

I was tagged by What the F*CK?!

My tulan scale for today

Ok..... not the TAGGED.... is a tag from Maggie's blog..... She tagged me long time ago... but i dunno what happened till i went and read her blog again. i guess is an honour.... cause... i started this blog because i read Maggie's blog... Is interesting.... thus, it kinda gives me a drive to start mine as well.... So, to continue this tagging thingy.... i have to follow the rules....

So, the rules are:-

The Rules

• Link to your tagger and post these rules.
• List eight random facts about yourself.
• Tag eight people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them).
• Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving them a comment on their blogs.

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1. I want to lose another 15 kgs

Life hasn't be really good if i be fat..... Mayb because i never a thin girl... i have this F*cking desire of being thin.... Thus, i wanna challenge myself to be thin.... by doing yoga daily... but Jami told me once that Yoga won't make me thin.... she said i must do cardio.... Actually i know bout the cardio thingy.... but i don;t like to do exercises alone...... HOW?????

2. I'm addicted to Yoga....

I want to stretch my lower back as i have tight lower back.... till it got really flexible, so i can touch my toe anytime, anywhere and any style i wan.... Oh,... and i want to be the next gymnast for the Malaysia..... *Kuang... Kuang*.....

3. Wang Lee Hom is my boyfriend...

I love Wang Lee Hom..... I'm crazy bout him.... And i want to be his wife...... too bad... he is gay...... Lee Hom... Why???? Why???? Why??? You rather choose him but not me???????

4. I'm in love with chocolate

I love chocolate bar with more than 60% of cocoa.... and i'm crazy with chocolate will i need to take one piece per day..... I just love it....

5. I miss my King kong

Ever since i move to Ipoh, i left my King Kong in PeeJay... and now i still miss him though i also have two fluffy friends with me in Ipoh... But still my King Kong is the best......

6. I'm a messy girl....

I can't get my hair in proper place..... I can;t get my table clean..... I throw my used clothes on the floor.... and my mom is worry that i'll be old maid..... Actually, at the age of this... i also kinda worry too....

7. I still hate Ms. M

Till now she still won't bother to rekindle our friendship.... GO TO HELL Ms. M.... Wanna know what happened between me and tat bitch... go here...

8. I'm a Hidradenitis Suppurativa sufferer

For some people who know me but not that well would not know i have this prob.. in fact, even my bro and sis do not know.... cause this disease is so rare till i dunno how to tell them in Chinese... i just can't find the Chinese term for this disease.... So, i would have multiple boils all over my body... currently, the prob is over my axilla.... and there is no cure for this disease.... i'm so worry but i can't worry more cause stress worsen the condition... thus i have to learn to accept it and find the best solution... i may not cure it but i can control it.....
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I'm tagging

Farihna
Rowena
Peter Tan
Margaret Yoong
Kenny Sia
Nicole
Irene Teng
Jeff Ooi

Malaysian Dreamgirl.... More like Malaysia's Next Top Model...

My tulan scale for today

I'm more tulan cause Jay and Nadia are the bottom 3.... and MDG is turning Malaysia Most Popular Girl....

When Malaysian Dreamgirl is being heavily promoted by Kenny Sia.... I was looking forward to watch... Plus, is free and available online.... Good... means i don't have to pay and don't have to own Astro to watch this reality series.... plus, in my mind, i thought the reality series is looking for some Malaysian chick, which looks so sweet and 'ayu' in the tight kebaya... Just like MAS air stewardess.

Wah.... so damm sweet and 'ayu'....

But, when I saw the first batch of photos on the girls…. I was shocked to see such a small production house can produce such a good reality series…. And thank goodness, they make it online…. I think they does do a quality series with such a limited budget and also man-power.... Thanks to Kenny Sia which brought up that this production is a small scale compare to America's Next Top Model, no matter how low-grade is this series, i definitely appreciate the effort of those who worked hard behind the series... Kudos guys.... BTW, the photographs are great... is just there are something wrong with some of the models....

Malaysian Dreamgirls.... so damm rock and sexy.... not anymore sweet and 'ayu' Malaysian Dreamgirls

Well, MDG is like Malaysian Idol, all is about popularity thru SMS....Well, this way of choosing the winner is really realistic but not practical…. Come on…. You lost all the talented and suitable girls…jus because that girls are not popular because she is damm quite or because she is damm nice....

Look at those 12 girls picts…. See it for yourself… if u haven’t watch the series,… and even if u have…. Erase the image u have on them especially bout their personality… even you know… how bitchy, how ah lian.... how introvert…. How lousy is her English…… don’t judge from the series…. Judge from these pictures….

The question is

WHO DO U WANT AS YOUR MALAYSIAN DREAMGIRL?????

1. Adeline

2. Alison

3. Cyndi

4. Eyna

5. Fiqa

6. Hanis

7. Jay

8. Jean

9. Nadia
10. Natasha

11. Ringo

12. Valerie

However, as I watched the series episode by episode till Eyna voted out…. I told myself… That’s it…. Is definitely waste of my time and effort…. i want to throw out already....This reality series is not looking for MDG…. It is looking for Malaysia Most Popular Girls….

And the reason, why Ringo, Cyndi and Hanis got the highest vote because they have people out there voting for them… I bet those people spent on their credit and make sure their gf, their friend, their ex-gf, their daughter, their niece, their sister or their favourite blogger will win the contest….

Come on, if my sister is in the series, I’ll definitely top up my credits triple time and send my vote to my sister… or make sure my friends,my sister’s friend, my uncles, my aunties, my popo, my gong gong….vote for her…..so I can get my sister’s Honda City when she wins the Nissan Latio… and also extra allowance from her for working so hard to make sure her popularity increase……

Hello.... People out there... vote la properly... Just like you vote for ELECTION 2008...... Be mature....

Malaysian Dreamgirl sucks if......

MY TULAN SCALE

For the past few months, i have been watching Malaysian Dreamgirl till my cousin suspected my gender preference..... Thanks to Kenny Sia, who is a lousy but chubby judge..... Oh god.... I just dunno what do the production team have in mind when they decide to put Kenny Sia as one of the judge??? Are they looking for some radio forecast commenter???? Kenny sia is a clown in there..

I still remember when i watched the audition when Cyndi walked in with her red, sexy bareback halter neck, that looked like those Ah Lians dancers during the Po Tor celebration during the Seventh Month of Chinese Calendar.....

When Cindy walks in.... Kenny goes " Wow... Wow.... Wow... I like this.... And Cindy smiled at him again.... and Kenny goes like this " Wow..... I like this..... Wow.... " *Nose bleeds*

Kenny Sia's comment is really suck.... i think he better create his own 'Kenny Sia's Dreamgirl....' so no one bother to know what he thinks.... This is wat he said in Kenny's Challenge in Episode 3 Part 3

"Ringo, I actually love ur walk, I think is pretty well done. I like the way you accessories… ur "accessories" your outfit especially the ahh… the Bebe outfit as well as the evening wear. I think is pretty well done."

"Nadia, I think I see that coming from you. You are very very well done. You did a fantastic fabulous job out there.. you completely you completely rock. I’m very impress there."

"Jay, that was one of the best walks I have seen… in a long time.. you did I think you did a pretty good job there"

"Hanis, did i expect tat coming from you as well… it was pretty good…. i… i…. errmmm.. good good comments to say bout you… you , you ah,… I jus have no idea that will come from you at all.. that was completely unexpected, and you came out and you did the walk.. and you impressed the viewers… the guests… I think that’s when I said hey this girl there is something there"

"Cindy.. well. Cyndi ermmm..I think you got your choreography all wrong.. the walk was robotic… and … err… and…when you suppose to u turn back instead of posing at the end… you walk straight out to the staircase..which I think was ridiculous."

"Adeline, your walk was good…. Err… actually what I like more was actually your outfit more than your walk… so your outfit, the way you put it together, I’m impressed… but the walk was…was kinda average to me"
P/S: Kenny, if you are reading this.... you face is really ka na sai in da show..... Bet you were nervous like sai... cause you keep repeating "pretty good.... pretty well done".... over and over again.... Why can't you said excellent... great... and best...???? oooo.... I know why.... cause the standard of MDG has been going down to drain ever since some of the best candidates left...... the best scale keep decreasing as the increase expenditure of my tulanness..... Can't blame for being speechless in that episode... BUT THE BEST THING IN YOUR SPEECH IS YOUR COMMENT OVER CYNDI.... Over her being robotic and come on.... she forgot her choreogrpahy... Kakakakaka.....Bet in your heart, you were cursing yourself for falling into her trap during the audition.... kakakakakakaka.... But.... I confused one thing leh...... you spoke length bout Hanis... at the end.. you didn't choose her as a winner... Why leh??? Can't make up your mind... Now, the competition should get easier to pick... cause out of those six girls.... i can only see Jay as the top choice... Maybe the ever-garang with flat-chest Nadiala.......

Ok Ok... i have nothing against Kenny Sia... In fact, i always a big fan of him... i always is his silent reader of his blog.... since i read his post on the 'Lui Cha' rice in Kuching...... after that i become a big fan of 'Lui Cha' rice.....And the best thing is his chubby face.... and the likeness scale increase after i saw him in The Cleo 50 Most Eligible Bachelors ......

Well, today my tulanness scale has increase again.... right after i watched the latest episode of Malaysian Dreamgirl.... Lucky thing, the production team has decided to bring back Jay..... Cause they know if Jay left... MDG is nothing.... Is really nothing... All the girls who have the potential to be MDG has being voted out.... Reason??? BEcause they can't communicate....... Aiyo actually not Malaysian Dream Girl... more like Malaysia's Next Top Model....

Last but not least....
MALAYSIAN DREAMGIRL SUCKS IF JAY IS OUT OF THE COMPETITION........

Alright..... If any of you here out there does not know what is going on here..... Is ok is ok.....Wait till for the next post.......

FATTY DUCK RICE, SS2

Hey friends and family members....

VOTE FOR MY DAD'S DUCK RICE SHOP..

SS2 FATTY DUCK RICE AT MALAYSIA MOST WANTED

Here is the link

http://food.malaysiamostwanted.com/venues/restoran-okay-ss2-petaling-jaya


Thanks....

My dad's shop on STREET DIRECTORY

I just loved STREET DIRECTORY.... because they provide me extensive and latest maps... I just need maps... especially when i go to a place i never know.... Street Directory is the one that provide me those free maps, so, i dun have to spend 20 bucks to buy a KL-PJ map.... And the best thing bout it, Street Directory helps me to zoom into the place i want to go, so i have a clearer view of the place i want to go... Wah... so nice.... for a lazy bum like me... Street Directory is a place for me...

Besides tat, i love Street Directory for their tips and suggestions on issues such as travels, foods and other things.... The writer provides info on the tourist places in Malaysia, Singapore and even Indonesia. The other day, i planned to go Singapore... but i just dun like to go without doing any research... thus, i went to street directory and find places i wanna go... and they give me extensive details of the place... from the entrance fees and also suggestions on places worth to go...

HOWEVER, TODAY I FALL IN LOVE WITH STREET DIRECTORY BECAUSE THEY PUT MY DADDY'S SHOP INTO THEIR FOOD REVIEW.... WAH... NOW MY DADDY IS FAMOUS LEH... PEOPLE FROM SINGAPORE AND INDONESIA NOW CAN KNOW BOUT MY DADDY LEH...... MAN.... SO KENG....

CHECK OUT THEIR COMMENT here

Besides Street Directory, infamous blogger KY also blogged bout my dad's shop... OMG.... KY livs near my dad's shop..... You are great KY..... Thanks...

Check it out at KY Speaks....


Wah.... Now i'm hungry and miss my dad's duck rice....

I WANT FATTY DUCK RICE.........

'Nga Ku' aka Arrow Head war in TESCO IPOH

Just right before Chinese New Year 2008... I, my aunt, my ugly cousin, Mr. Zhong and his pretty girlfriend went to TESCO IPOH for our last shopping for CNY.... and we walked around and suddenly saw a bunch of aunties aunties surrounding cartons of some kind of tulip-buld like fruit.... crazy man... is like a high class pasar with air cond man.... this ppl are maniac.... so as usual.... i the pa kua po... went along... and look what we found and who we found...


WTF... WHY EVERYBODY IS AFTERING THIS POOR 'NGA KU' AKA ARROW HEAD???? EHHH.... Y SO FAMILIAR ONE... THAT LADY IN BLACK?????????


WAH CANNOT BE MAN... EVEN THE BODY SHAPE DAMM FAMILIAR....... WHO IS TAT????


CRAZY MAN.... SHE EVEN AFTER THIS TULIP-BULB ARROW HEAD...... SOME MORE USING PLASTIC TO COLLECT THE FRUIT... AIYO... AUNTIE AH....


KUANG KUANG KUANG...... AUNT... I KNEW IS YOU.....


WAH LAU WEH.... ARE U CRAZY??? YOU ARE OPENING SHOP IS IT????

The moral of the story is never bring your annoying niece to go buy NGA KU in TESCO or else she will laugh and keeps on using her cousin's gf camera phone to take your funny pics.... Kuang Kuang....

---------------THE END--------------------

DIscovery Channel of Bro Elliott's car

During Chinese New Year 2008.... My ugly cousin, Mr Zhong, his pretty girlfriend... Miss Iling and me, his cute cousin sister make a new discovery.... actually lots of discoveries... Discovery of my cousin's car... that's my BRO ELLIOTT.... His FORD??? I think TOYOTA.... aiyo... i can't even remember the car's brand... SORRY....

Well, the discoveries are....

1) the car will run without the car key... OMG... WTF.... i bet the car theft will love this car....

2) the hand brake light will on forever till the car has no battery ... even the car is still running and the hand brake is down...

3) And last but not least.... the wiper can be only wipe the driver's seat window....

Kuang... Kuang....

P/S: Yo Bro Elliott, if u are looking in this blog... be thankful cause your mom will think of getting you a new car.... even better if she knows the condition of your tires.... Kuang....Kuang... Ooo... i forgotten, she knew already... and even.....

April Rain

Ooo... Today is 13th April 2008.... And is an on call day for me.... And it is still raining... that's why i named this month April Rain.....

I remembered once i watched an Korean drama called April Snow 2 years back.... Starring the ever lasting 'Xi Lai Sat Sau' aka housewife killer, Bae Yong Jun and ever sweet Son Ye Jin. The story plot is about the fate between two married people when they met each other after their spouses met in an accident in an out-skirt town. The accident leads them to an upsetting discovery, which is their spouses were having affair with each other. However, the more they trying to search for answer, the more they realized that they are falling in love with each other.... This drama showcased their emotions towards their spouses and the resistance they felt with each other till both of them just cannot fight against this feeling of love... Finally they decided to be together.....

April Rain is not a drama......is a term for me to describe the feeling i have towards this month.... A month that filled with wish, anticipation and hope....

Everyday i wish for a miracle that something will happen today... Something special that makes me fall head over heels.... Everyday i wish the Sun keeps on be there, accompany me till the moon shines above me...

But deep down, in my heart, i anticipate nothing cause i know it won't happen.... cause i know the rain will come despite the Sun is there..... I'm anticipating because i care.... because i wish..... because i want to anticipate....

At the end of the day, i close my eyes, i put my hands together close to my heart..... and hope for more sunshine.... for tomorrow in this April Rain....

So, have you wish, anticipate and hope for today?????

I can type 59 words in 60 s........

Is been long time since i really on blog.... i really dunno why.... but it seems like i am having writers' block.... hmmmm.... would i have tat??? i'm not even a writer... doesn't make any different... I'm a damm bored physiotherapist in a dead town..... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

59 words

Speed test

Well, i go to type everyday to practise my typing skilll... and of course, been kiasu.... trying to get myself the 1st out of 1539337 people who have tried this damm test.....