Project Alpha: Beautiful Nara- Tujuh Perkara Yang Anda Boleh Belajar dari Beautiful Nara

Ini adalah kali pertama saya belog dalam bahasa Melayu. Jikalau anda ingin memulakan kelas bahasa, dan memperbaiki bahasa saya, sila tinggal komen di sini..... dan boleh blah....

Seperti biasa, saya juga peminat setia Projek ALPHA. Minggu yang kelima ini merupakan minggu Beautiful Nara. Saya tidak kenal Beautiful Nara.... Ingat AWEK GOSIP dari mana... Rupa-rupanya, Abeng Gosip... Tapi nak cakap dia cantik ke tak..... berganting kepada cita rasa masing-masing.... Mengikut litupan terkini daripada golongan kawan-kawan saya, rupa-rupanya, Beautiful Nara adalah seorang penbelog yang terkemuka di kalangan mereka, macam Abang Kenny Sia di kalangan kawan-kawan saya....

Oleh itu, daripada video yang memperkenalkan Beautiful Nara.... Saya boleh belajar tujuh perkara daripada beliau..... Ya... Tujuh Perkara lagi.... (Jangan tanya saya, saya pun tidak tahu mengapa saya memilih tujuh)

TUJUH PERKARA YANG ANDA BOLEH BELAJAR DARI BEAUTIFUL NARA ATAU BEAUTIFULNARA.COM

1) Cipta nama domain yang suspen macam Beautiful Nara... Biar orang ingat tuannya ialah gadis melayu yang terakhir... padahal... mengejutkan orang dalam projek alpha... rupa-rupa... abeng saje.... cantik tak cantik, saya tidak berani komen... kerana takut belog saya ini dikunjungi oleh 2.5 million fans dia... takut saya....runtuh belog saya nanti...

2) Memberi kejutan kepada orang dengan sejarah pendidikan Beautiful Nara di University Korea, sampai mendorong dia menggunakan Bahasa Korea sebagai nama domain... rupa-rupa NARA=NEGARA....

3) Cinta kepada negara sehingga menjadikan Malaysia sebuah negara yang cantik dengan mengulaskan segala gosip-gosip selebriti di Malaysia.....

4) Bangga dengan pencapaian diri dan cuba mengatasi batasan diri dengan cuba berbahasa Inggeris walaupun tidak tepat... Tidak ape, janji cakap dan mesej sampai... Saya respek you, Beautiful Nara...

5) Jangan belog macam Utusan..... Bagus punya nasihat ini.... Tapi, saya ingat Utusan itu surat-khabarkan????

6) Gosip dengan berhemah.... Ini kali pertama saya dengar bahawa gosip pun boleh berhemah... Nanti, saya kena pergi beautifulnara.com untuk tip-tip bergosip secara berhemah

7) Menunjukkan keyakinan seratus-peratus dalam Projek Alpha.... Beautiful Nara betul-betul ade ciri-ciri sebagai belog gosip selebriti tanahair kita... Syabas..... Siap lagi nak bertarung dengan budiey.com pulak..... banyak kerenahla...

Itulah saje daripada saya yang tidak tahu apa-apa.... Enjoyla projek Alpha di Nuffnang atau di Hitzfm.com

P/S: Berbelog dalam bahasa Melayu memang memenatkan..... Tapi saya berpegang dengan semangat dari Beautiful Nara yang sanggup berbahasa Inggeris dalam Projek Alpha.... 'Pai Ti'!!!!

Project Alpha: Another 7 things to learn....This time from Kenny Sia or kennysia.com

Well, for my friends who know me.... I started this blog when i was in Kuching few years back... because of some incidence, i adopted blogging as a place to release the disappointment i endured throughout the practical session in Kuching Hospital... However, things perked up when you had good friends with you to support you all the way... and also good food.... Well, I'm not saying you will getting super-delicious food in Kuching... but something is different.... However, being a Peejayian all these while, those was my first time in east of Malaysia... Despite my friend lied and said they stay on trees, at least, i know there are not... But, i definitely need some guidance in food directory...So, i went online and googled 'Delicious food in Kuching" And this one came out....

So, i follow his recommendation and went to one of the his bests... which is this...

Kennysia.com best Lui Teh.... we called them 'Lui Cha'

And because of the ugly map Kenny Sia drew, i managed to go to the place by just walking with my friends during our evening walk... And tasted it.... was indeed delicious but not the best in my tongue...

Thanks to this ugly map.... i got to know kennysia.com....

Therefore, once in a while, I'll log into his blog and increased his traffic and earning from the blog... and got a good laugh over his blog.... because this guy got 7 things you can learn from him.... or his blog...

7 THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM KENNY SIA OR KENNYSIA.COM

1) Allow people to laugh at your stupidity.... and believe me.... Kenny Sia make a good one....

2) Prank some prankster from Hong Kong and make people realized, come on... this world dun have free lunches, k???

3) Blog from scratch and now you are one hell famous guy in the blogsphere... and you deserve some awards for it....

But, i wonder who will be the next 'Kanye West' when Kenny go up and deliver his speech....

and said " I think dainnocentwitch.blogspot.com makes the best blog ever" and Kenny Sia show his tulan's face, just exactly how he showed his armpit hair....!!!!! Hahahahah....

4) Make people Damm F***K*** jealous for able to go up and down the globe because of just blogging..... not to mention Nicolekiss did a good job at it too...

5) Make fun a your own weight but still proud of yourself for indulging yourself into self-torture adventure like MARATHON!!!! KUDOS.... A minute you will see Kenny Sia complained he look like a fat blop like Sean Kingston... and the next minute, he will be joining some marathon thingy half a globe away from Malaysia???? Kenny Sia Makes Up Your MinD, k????

6) Happily introduced your friends to everybody during the project alpha... That's great to see the friends for being so supportive with each other.... and to see how his friends like Erica talked bout Kenny Sia, that everyone know Kenny Sia by Kenny Sia, not by Kenny or Sia, must be Kenny Sia..... Is kind of funny that when i told my friend i won tickets to Arthur's day...

My friend said 'Must be the Kenny Sia guy, right??'.....

And I replied, ' Yeah, is Kenny Sia...... Lucky i won... if not, he will be Kenny Siaaa.....lllll'

Hey, i just realized that i only mentioned Kenny Sia all the time.... look like, what Erica said is the truth....

7) How the hell he juggled from blogging to managing chain of supermarkets in Kuching and now, Kenny Sia, you are going to manage a fitness centre?????? Walauweh... Kudos to you man!!! You are like a Superman... Except that i never seen you wear underwear outside your pants before.....(Seen you in lingerie before though)

By the way, Kenny Sia, if you are reading this, I'm not crazy bout you but crazy bout your dad's supermarket cause it was my window-shopping park when i was in Kuching!!!!!...... and of course kennysia.com.... and today i increased your traffic again cause i need all the pictures from your blog.... can i take it and use it????

Aiyo... i just realized is too late to join the week three contest... Thanks to my assignment and courses for late entry.... Yeah......

Project Alpha: Ep 1 & 2- 7 things you can learn from Tim....

Nowadays, everything is about reality..... we want reality people for being such as %^&* like Kanye West, and then apologize when the booze effect over.... and then we have reality shows on people surviving in jungles, touring the globe, cooking the dish and even sewing clothes.... everything also bout reality.... And now, we want the reality bout those famous bloggers.... so, you think all bloggers like me, using words to mask my reality....

Now, you can see bloggers in life.... go to Project Alpha, a reality TV show that uncovers Malaysia's Top Bloggers' lifestyle hosted by drop dead gorgeous Jojo Struys..... You would have know this petite cute girl , fourfeetnine aka Audrey, is the girlfriend of Nuffnang cofounder, Timothy Tiah... So, the first and second episodes were bout Audrey's life and her bedroom....

Here are the 7 things you can learn from Tim when your girlfriend is on reality tv:-

1) Do encourage your girlfriend to tell the whole world what makes her fall-in-love with you....

2) Do announce proudly to member of public that you got a cute girlfriend who is happily tell people she is four-feet-nine... Way to go girl!!!

3) Do tell people how much you love your girlfriend till you willing to close a shoe shop, so she can shop alone!!!!!! (I want......)

4) Do be surprise over your girlfriend's reaction for not being bimbo when she can shop till drop death in the shoe shop!!! ( I want.... I want....)

5) Do eye-contact your girlfriend or cover for her when she is getting nervous and she doesn't know what she babbles in front of the camera.... (Great job, Audrey )

6) Do make funny face when the whole world want to see your girlfriend's room.... despite how it will look like.... Errmmm... I'm sure is always not as bad as mine till i won the messiest room in Malaysia....

7) Be there for your girlfriend, especially when she has nervous-breakdown in front of the camera!!!!!

Well, so, if you want to watch the video, go to Project Alpha.... And Kenny Sia and Nicole will be in the show as well, thus, i am looking forward for the coming episodes... i heard there will be a red hot mama too... wow!!!!