6 Important Lessons to Learn in Life.

Lesson 1: Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 3

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Lesson 5: Power of Charisma

A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy

2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend

3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

She ran away from home....

13 April 2011

After so long i did not come to you to release my tension..... I cannot believe i have to come to you as my last resort....

She ran away to Penang yesterday.... We just found her.... I feel tired, lost and angry....

Yesterday night i was in Hotel for a course until i received call from him that she is un-contactable.... The Father received a call from her supervisor that she did not return to work after lunch break.....

Dav saw my stressed face.... she told me to take leave and settle the case in KL before go back to Ipoh...

After i settled with my course, i drove to shop. Along the way, The Father called me and said he received a call from her. But it was not her number. It was a public phone number 2290374.... My dad said she sounded lost.... She said she is in a dark room... She cannot come out.... We thought she was kidnapped.... Immediately the Father called inspector in charge and reported the same thing to him. The inspector in charge just simply entertained my dad.....

I reached shop.. Immediately i post her missing on Facebook and contacted my aunt in Ipoh for help.

Aunt worked efficiently.... She called the PPSKM in the north. And she managed to get them printed out brochure and the members helped us to pass the news around and also went to each telephone booth to call back their phone, so they can find the phone she used. Uncle and aunt in Penang also did the same.... I feel so thankful to have them.... even though we did not see each other more than once in a year... but these people are our family saviour.... Because of her my family indebted with so many people....

We did not receive any news till she called Father again.... But this time, she was using her handphone.... She described the place she was in.... i called Aunt and Uncle who was still in Penang the latest news we received from my sister.... Aunt told the PPSKM people, and they found her..... But when they found her, she was in acute psychosis.... Immediately, she was sent to A & E Hospital Penang...

It was 3 am when we found her.... We thanked the Inspector I/C despite he did not do anything to help.... We went home.... and drove to Penang early morning.....

When we reached Hospital Penang.... she was still asleep....

We spoke to the doctor and agreed to admit her for observation..... She was sent to psychiatric ward. Once she was more alert, no more drowsy from the medications, i observed her actions. And i know she was acting..... She did not have any psychotic features. She was acting as though she has psychotic features. i told Father and uncle about it. And Uncle tested at her and Father warned her that we will leave her inside this ward if she did not recover properly....

I feel something is amiss..... that't y i called the person who found her, who was also PPSKM member....

That guy told me that earlier of the day, he saw she stood in front of a dustbin... She was throwing a plastic bag into the dust bin, after that she picked up the plastic bag from the dust bin again.... He also felt something is wrong with the girl. But he did not received any news regarding her yet, so it did not occur that girl was she, I asked him what was inside the plastic bag. He said after he found her in the lorong, he went back to the dust bin to retrieve the plastic bag.... He said he found her purse and handphone are inside the plastic bag....

Immediately i told Brother this..... Earlier Brother told me he asked his sifu to look out for her... the situ said she is not alone and she is going to North....

I know she did something wrong and she knew she is wrong but did not how to cover it, that's why she is using psychosis method to cover her act....

After so many things we done for her, why would she does this to us?????

SUJU’s Choi Si Won and his ‘meow’

Band mates of Super Junior aka SUJU teased Siwon  for his excessive use of hand gestures, his special way of greeting by holding only three fingers up, his ability to "send electrical currents through his eyebrows," and his way of making mundane actions look like a commercial film.

Among fans, he is known to have comical facial expressions when shocked or overly happy. And one day, Siwon himself posted this in his twitter. One of his fans posted it.

He probably learnt this comical expression from these cats!!!!!

Kudos Siwon for your sense of humor…

Letter to Ms Pretty

Interestingly, someone actually replied her post in the forum…. And is indeed a good one….. because is from the Wall Street Financial guy….

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

J.P. Morgan

P.S: Good Job JP MORGAN…….

Letter from A Girl who Wishes to Marry a Rich Guy

I know i have been missing in action, i was busy with my dissertation and today 4th January 2011 is the beginning of year 2011 for me.

When i read this article in a forum (i forgot which forum), I cannot help it to copy, paste and share with all of you.

This world is reality. Sometimes human specifically this Singaporean little girl can be so realistic…. Therefore, she wrote in this forum to inform all the so-called rich men out there that she is looking for them…. even ask them where their hang-outs places!!!!!

Here is the letter,

Hello there,

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly (Hahahaha, she said humbly, i just can’t believe it)to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Love,
Ms. Pretty

 

P/S: Ms. Pretty, you have my salutation for your honesty….

        :There will be a reply from a rich man too…. in next post

I'm patient now. I ain't Physioterapist anymore

16



A number that is right in front of me. I have been waiting for 45 mins in front of this door. Today is my 2nd appointment for my post op ACL reconstruction. Currently, I'm in General Hospital of Kuala Lumpur Orthopedic clinic, while my world-best-brother is waiting in car patiently. He knew what to prepared every time he drives me for my appointment in hospital. He got tons of DVDs in the car for him to burn his times or maybe he will catch up with his sleep he missed during his PSP game playing time.

5045



Is another number I'm anticipating on the digital scoreboard. My internal yet reliable source told me no need to come at 9am as what my appointment written cause the specialist never come down to clinic by 9am.

3



Is the number of scars on my right knee. Dr. Bazam said I should take picture of my beautiful and scarless knee before operation and he is right it looks more macho now.

10.34



Is exactly one hour since i put my butt on this chair because i'm still waiting to see my doctor. My emotion is full with thoughts. This is how patient felt. Their thoughts are filled with number like mine!!!!

I'm patient now. I ain't physiotherapist anymore

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Death and assignment.

In Mediacorp's New Beginnings, the main actor asked Jeannette Aw about death.

What is death?

Is she afraid of death???

Jeannette Aw said death means no regret with whatever you do in ur life.

Do what you must do.

Say what you must do.

Hear what you must hear.




When I heard these words, I thought of my thesis. I felt the guilt. I did not finish my thesis according to the dateline. I have been lacking. I did not do things I should do. I should say I have been lazy. I caught up with lots of dramas and movies I missed when I was in Ipoh.

Therefore, I must catch up with my dateline.


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DIGI iPhone 4 Life

Love is where the love of your life be there for you when you are down, at the lowest point of your life.

The love of your life laughs with you when you are at your highest peak.

The love of your life cries with you when you are at your lowest point.

Picture from projectiloveyou.com

Nothing beat when you have the love of your life stands by you, be there for you and accompany you for the rest of your life….

iPhone 4 is the love of my life……..

DIGI!!!! PLEASE GIVE ME AN iPHONE 4!!!!!!!

My expression of life….