I’m a Sherlock Holmes in the Making

When i was young, i watched a cartoon, which i forgot the name…. the man has a ‘tongkat’ that  can helps him to find criminal. When he just need to drop the ‘tongkat’ and then, the tongkat will points to  either the mysterious person or some hidden clues…. Wow… how i wish i can have the ‘tongkat’…….

However, now i don’t need the ‘tongkat’, i just need to go to this Malaysia famous celebrity blogs, the DIY make up and hair tips, Cheesie…. and my food guide, KYspeaks…. to find this picture….

Well, this thing is no difficult at all for me who are their avid reader…. how i wish, Nuffnang choose me to be the mysterious blog…. at least i can see my pathetic earning in Nuffnang increases in a bomb…. But anyway, i thought i can find la…. but actually, not all the time the picture will be in their blog all the time… i need to try to close the window and open again… and finally, i tried for both… i found it…

TADA!!!!!

This is Cheesie punya… More tips on how to put yourself into a Japanese Mag….

And KySpeaks one….  He got a new camera….

Wow….. I’m definitely the Shiaulee Holmes in the Making…..

Wedding+ My Family= Karaoke + Food

My family is all about food…. but recently i realized is also bout Karaoke…. And of all people, the person who i admired since I am baby, the person who just need to shout ‘shut up’, the person who was there for me, physically, emotionally and financially. Shocked me with his hbgwrhyu5wj36kj26j2 (excuse me, I am typing here)……. Back to story….. is how much this person loves karaoke…..the person i was talking about is my dad…..

My dad is the best father in the world… for all his life, he work for his family…. for his dad, his brothers and sisters and also my mom and these three naughty children…. but i never hear him complaint a word…. and at the same time, i never see him enjoy so much in his life….. Especially when you see him enjoying life in a wedding????? The moment is priceless…….

This is the typical Chinese wedding setting…..

Chinese Wedding = Stage+Karaoke+Food+Yam Seng

You must have a stage… so, anyone can come up and sing for you on your wedding dinner… and also make everybody suffered in silence over your…. vocal capabilities…..

Then you must have two mikes for the karaoke session… so two apeks can sing-a-long…. which include as below….

My dad and uncle who came all the way from Singapore….

Is also about good food….. My family is just about food…. i don't know… we just know how to eat…. must be our gene…. just look at our size….

There is something about YAMMMMMMM SEEENNNNNGGGG tooo….

They will shout…. shout…. shout…. shout…. till everyone got annoyed with you…….

But at the end, this 2 hours ride up to those windy road…. 2 hours of karaoke sessions…. 3 hours of wedding dinner…. means 7 hours of laughter and happiness…. really meant to be eternal bonding among my family members….. My grandpa died in old folks home, and he does not have chance to join us…. but i have no regret because i celebrate it with my sweet maternal grandma…..

Look at her laughter… sweet and endearing…..

If I'm a STORM WARRIOR

Actually, the question is more like…. If my brother is a STORM WARRIOR….

He probably will kill every duck that crossed his path!!!!

A BRAVE STORM WARRIOR always need to be ready!!!!!

A COURAGEOUS STORM WARRIOR always need to be skillful!!!

A TOUGH STORM WARRIOR always need to be heartless!!!

 

OMG….. i think he is going to cry soon…. cause i make him wore the apron  in front of all the guests in my dad’s place!!!!

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Children can be very weird…

We all grown up from that moment…. and we done that… and got smacked for that… and after 20 years, you saw it with your own eyes… you can’t help it but laughed at all those silliness you done… when you were children….

Guess what is the little girl trying to do????

She looked like she is sitting behind the back-seat….

But, now, she is lying on top of the back-seat support…

And then, she just hide behind the back seat… aka booth of the Toyota Avanza…..

I can’t help but laughed cause when i was young that was exactly what i did when my dad was driving the ‘fei po’ 2378 Ford…..  

And when i over-boarded with my dad’s limit… you will hear this

Dad: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly you will hear not even a tiny wimp from any of us… don’t believe, ask Bro Elliott…… He knows better….

Howling at the New Moon

NEW MOON is coming!!!!!!!!

Well, not the usual monthly new moon we have every month… but this is the 2nd of the TWILIGHT saga……

Well, it was just yesterday i told a friend of mine in hospital that I am looking forward for the New Moon movie coming 26th…. The reason?????? I want to see Taylor Lautner’s buffed-body…. I heard this guy really a zero-to-hero kind of stuff…. he underwent hell-training to buff up his body for this movie… Kudos Taylor… and you deserve Taylor too…  Will you bash up the Jay Z for Taylor too????

And my friend said she is looking forward to see the part where they will transfused to poison into Bella in Eclipse…. Oh god… another workaholic…

Despite a huge disappointment i endured when i watched Twilight, but it was not after i read the twilight saga books….

SEVEN REASONS WHY I LIKE THE TWILIGHT SAGA

1. I like the fantasy of hopping from one tree to another tree that was well-described in the twilight movie…  Is kind of a good height to enjoy the scenery…..

2. Twilight saga brings me back to my memories, those years where i had no money to buy books and my parents are Chinese-ed, so, i never got chance to buy any books… therefore, my only resort is those mamak bookstore in PJ Newtown…. Sudden flashbacks on me standing in front of the bookcase filled with old, used paperback books…. trying to find something interesting… and i remembered i read a book, which has the similar storyline like Twilight Saga….

3. The love conflicts between Bella, Edward and Jacob….. Wow… seeing an vampire and wolf, trying to fight with each other over a human….. Is kind of ironic…..

4. I like the suspend of waiting for Bella to turn into vampire…. hopefully Edward can just bite her neck and make her a vampire… but at the end, instead of using intramuscular chomp chomp on Bella’s neck… they chose the difficult way of making her a vampire… Through Intravenous…. come on… tat’s doesn’t make sense… why they chose the hard way…. just ‘makan’ sajela….

5. The conflict created by Twilight Saga among netizens, arguing over the issues why Twilight deserved to be famous when it shouldn’t deserve… till this guy can find 101 reason why The Twilight Saga Sucks… Click here to read reason number 95, where he indirectly mentioned how stupid are all those fans in this world for reading the Twilight Saga… I read those books like 2 times, and I am having hell time to think of 7 reasons why i like the books? And this guy can find 101 reasons…  he seems to like the books more than me despite he call the books suck…

6. The above reasons are bullshits to fill this blog, the real reason is

I like the scrawny, unhealthy, fair complexion and drug-addicted look of Edward Cullen….. Come on… please dun act like you hate him, when you just stare into his eyes…. Oh no… I am going to faint soon…

 

7.  Last but not least, hopefully this Twilight Saga can make Nuffnang gives me the tickets to catch the premier screening of NEW MOON!!!!

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Project Alpha: Beautiful Nara- Tujuh Perkara Yang Anda Boleh Belajar dari Beautiful Nara

Ini adalah kali pertama saya belog dalam bahasa Melayu. Jikalau anda ingin memulakan kelas bahasa, dan memperbaiki bahasa saya, sila tinggal komen di sini..... dan boleh blah....

Seperti biasa, saya juga peminat setia Projek ALPHA. Minggu yang kelima ini merupakan minggu Beautiful Nara. Saya tidak kenal Beautiful Nara.... Ingat AWEK GOSIP dari mana... Rupa-rupanya, Abeng Gosip... Tapi nak cakap dia cantik ke tak..... berganting kepada cita rasa masing-masing.... Mengikut litupan terkini daripada golongan kawan-kawan saya, rupa-rupanya, Beautiful Nara adalah seorang penbelog yang terkemuka di kalangan mereka, macam Abang Kenny Sia di kalangan kawan-kawan saya....

Oleh itu, daripada video yang memperkenalkan Beautiful Nara.... Saya boleh belajar tujuh perkara daripada beliau..... Ya... Tujuh Perkara lagi.... (Jangan tanya saya, saya pun tidak tahu mengapa saya memilih tujuh)

TUJUH PERKARA YANG ANDA BOLEH BELAJAR DARI BEAUTIFUL NARA ATAU BEAUTIFULNARA.COM

1) Cipta nama domain yang suspen macam Beautiful Nara... Biar orang ingat tuannya ialah gadis melayu yang terakhir... padahal... mengejutkan orang dalam projek alpha... rupa-rupa... abeng saje.... cantik tak cantik, saya tidak berani komen... kerana takut belog saya ini dikunjungi oleh 2.5 million fans dia... takut saya....runtuh belog saya nanti...

2) Memberi kejutan kepada orang dengan sejarah pendidikan Beautiful Nara di University Korea, sampai mendorong dia menggunakan Bahasa Korea sebagai nama domain... rupa-rupa NARA=NEGARA....

3) Cinta kepada negara sehingga menjadikan Malaysia sebuah negara yang cantik dengan mengulaskan segala gosip-gosip selebriti di Malaysia.....

4) Bangga dengan pencapaian diri dan cuba mengatasi batasan diri dengan cuba berbahasa Inggeris walaupun tidak tepat... Tidak ape, janji cakap dan mesej sampai... Saya respek you, Beautiful Nara...

5) Jangan belog macam Utusan..... Bagus punya nasihat ini.... Tapi, saya ingat Utusan itu surat-khabarkan????

6) Gosip dengan berhemah.... Ini kali pertama saya dengar bahawa gosip pun boleh berhemah... Nanti, saya kena pergi beautifulnara.com untuk tip-tip bergosip secara berhemah

7) Menunjukkan keyakinan seratus-peratus dalam Projek Alpha.... Beautiful Nara betul-betul ade ciri-ciri sebagai belog gosip selebriti tanahair kita... Syabas..... Siap lagi nak bertarung dengan budiey.com pulak..... banyak kerenahla...

Itulah saje daripada saya yang tidak tahu apa-apa.... Enjoyla projek Alpha di Nuffnang atau di Hitzfm.com

P/S: Berbelog dalam bahasa Melayu memang memenatkan..... Tapi saya berpegang dengan semangat dari Beautiful Nara yang sanggup berbahasa Inggeris dalam Projek Alpha.... 'Pai Ti'!!!!

Project Alpha: Another 7 things to learn....This time from Kenny Sia or kennysia.com

Well, for my friends who know me.... I started this blog when i was in Kuching few years back... because of some incidence, i adopted blogging as a place to release the disappointment i endured throughout the practical session in Kuching Hospital... However, things perked up when you had good friends with you to support you all the way... and also good food.... Well, I'm not saying you will getting super-delicious food in Kuching... but something is different.... However, being a Peejayian all these while, those was my first time in east of Malaysia... Despite my friend lied and said they stay on trees, at least, i know there are not... But, i definitely need some guidance in food directory...So, i went online and googled 'Delicious food in Kuching" And this one came out....

So, i follow his recommendation and went to one of the his bests... which is this...

Kennysia.com best Lui Teh.... we called them 'Lui Cha'

And because of the ugly map Kenny Sia drew, i managed to go to the place by just walking with my friends during our evening walk... And tasted it.... was indeed delicious but not the best in my tongue...

Thanks to this ugly map.... i got to know kennysia.com....

Therefore, once in a while, I'll log into his blog and increased his traffic and earning from the blog... and got a good laugh over his blog.... because this guy got 7 things you can learn from him.... or his blog...

7 THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM KENNY SIA OR KENNYSIA.COM

1) Allow people to laugh at your stupidity.... and believe me.... Kenny Sia make a good one....

2) Prank some prankster from Hong Kong and make people realized, come on... this world dun have free lunches, k???

3) Blog from scratch and now you are one hell famous guy in the blogsphere... and you deserve some awards for it....

But, i wonder who will be the next 'Kanye West' when Kenny go up and deliver his speech....

and said " I think dainnocentwitch.blogspot.com makes the best blog ever" and Kenny Sia show his tulan's face, just exactly how he showed his armpit hair....!!!!! Hahahahah....

4) Make people Damm F***K*** jealous for able to go up and down the globe because of just blogging..... not to mention Nicolekiss did a good job at it too...

5) Make fun a your own weight but still proud of yourself for indulging yourself into self-torture adventure like MARATHON!!!! KUDOS.... A minute you will see Kenny Sia complained he look like a fat blop like Sean Kingston... and the next minute, he will be joining some marathon thingy half a globe away from Malaysia???? Kenny Sia Makes Up Your MinD, k????

6) Happily introduced your friends to everybody during the project alpha... That's great to see the friends for being so supportive with each other.... and to see how his friends like Erica talked bout Kenny Sia, that everyone know Kenny Sia by Kenny Sia, not by Kenny or Sia, must be Kenny Sia..... Is kind of funny that when i told my friend i won tickets to Arthur's day...

My friend said 'Must be the Kenny Sia guy, right??'.....

And I replied, ' Yeah, is Kenny Sia...... Lucky i won... if not, he will be Kenny Siaaa.....lllll'

Hey, i just realized that i only mentioned Kenny Sia all the time.... look like, what Erica said is the truth....

7) How the hell he juggled from blogging to managing chain of supermarkets in Kuching and now, Kenny Sia, you are going to manage a fitness centre?????? Walauweh... Kudos to you man!!! You are like a Superman... Except that i never seen you wear underwear outside your pants before.....(Seen you in lingerie before though)

By the way, Kenny Sia, if you are reading this, I'm not crazy bout you but crazy bout your dad's supermarket cause it was my window-shopping park when i was in Kuching!!!!!...... and of course kennysia.com.... and today i increased your traffic again cause i need all the pictures from your blog.... can i take it and use it????

Aiyo... i just realized is too late to join the week three contest... Thanks to my assignment and courses for late entry.... Yeah......

In Bukit Tinggi.....

End of September till early of October..... It was a busy month for me....

First week...

J's wedding..... but didn't manage to take pictures..... cause went there alone... and don't know anybody there but the bride is my darling friend... must give face.... So, went there late, and left early....

Second week.....

Drove to KL from Ipoh.... Slept in my newly-furbished room one night.... Woke up at 5am.... Fetched Kim at 6am... and get Jillian at 7am.... Drove all the way to Melaka.... Met Yin, Ajua and Bridezilla at 9am.... Suddenly upgraded myself to instant 'chi mui' for Maggie..... Then, tortured Des's 'Heng Tais'........ Hahahaha..... Then, got ang pow !!!! Yeah!!!!

And then drove to St. Peter's church for a lovely ceremony.... It was my first time church wedding....  I meant a complete one.... I used to attend one but was there half way.....So, this time is really different.... When Maggie and Des walked along the aisle and Father lead the ceremony.... i had a feeling of 'left-behind' for a moment.... I don't know how to express that feeling.... but i do feel touched and blessed to see this wedding....

Third week

Didn't go back KL cause too tired of driving.... Met up with Aunt Sanie and Uncle Frank and also the brats, which Elaine thought those brats are my sons.... Hahahahaha.....

And then, went to Kak Ana's house... for her birthday celebration.... and then, sent my car to service and spent another 120 bucks.... is like supporting another son... so bloody expensive.... And then attended Punitha's wedding...

and then met someone 'new'.... Guess who????

And today, I'm stucked in Bukit Tinggi......for my research course... though is good... cause i ended with some problems with my dissertation proposal...

And not to mentioned... a 'Nothing one' Jamil and 'Something Wrong' Az-male