Project Alpha: Another 7 things to learn....This time from Kenny Sia or kennysia.com

Well, for my friends who know me.... I started this blog when i was in Kuching few years back... because of some incidence, i adopted blogging as a place to release the disappointment i endured throughout the practical session in Kuching Hospital... However, things perked up when you had good friends with you to support you all the way... and also good food.... Well, I'm not saying you will getting super-delicious food in Kuching... but something is different.... However, being a Peejayian all these while, those was my first time in east of Malaysia... Despite my friend lied and said they stay on trees, at least, i know there are not... But, i definitely need some guidance in food directory...So, i went online and googled 'Delicious food in Kuching" And this one came out....

So, i follow his recommendation and went to one of the his bests... which is this...

Kennysia.com best Lui Teh.... we called them 'Lui Cha'

And because of the ugly map Kenny Sia drew, i managed to go to the place by just walking with my friends during our evening walk... And tasted it.... was indeed delicious but not the best in my tongue...

Thanks to this ugly map.... i got to know kennysia.com....

Therefore, once in a while, I'll log into his blog and increased his traffic and earning from the blog... and got a good laugh over his blog.... because this guy got 7 things you can learn from him.... or his blog...

7 THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM KENNY SIA OR KENNYSIA.COM

1) Allow people to laugh at your stupidity.... and believe me.... Kenny Sia make a good one....

2) Prank some prankster from Hong Kong and make people realized, come on... this world dun have free lunches, k???

3) Blog from scratch and now you are one hell famous guy in the blogsphere... and you deserve some awards for it....

But, i wonder who will be the next 'Kanye West' when Kenny go up and deliver his speech....

and said " I think dainnocentwitch.blogspot.com makes the best blog ever" and Kenny Sia show his tulan's face, just exactly how he showed his armpit hair....!!!!! Hahahahah....

4) Make people Damm F***K*** jealous for able to go up and down the globe because of just blogging..... not to mention Nicolekiss did a good job at it too...

5) Make fun a your own weight but still proud of yourself for indulging yourself into self-torture adventure like MARATHON!!!! KUDOS.... A minute you will see Kenny Sia complained he look like a fat blop like Sean Kingston... and the next minute, he will be joining some marathon thingy half a globe away from Malaysia???? Kenny Sia Makes Up Your MinD, k????

6) Happily introduced your friends to everybody during the project alpha... That's great to see the friends for being so supportive with each other.... and to see how his friends like Erica talked bout Kenny Sia, that everyone know Kenny Sia by Kenny Sia, not by Kenny or Sia, must be Kenny Sia..... Is kind of funny that when i told my friend i won tickets to Arthur's day...

My friend said 'Must be the Kenny Sia guy, right??'.....

And I replied, ' Yeah, is Kenny Sia...... Lucky i won... if not, he will be Kenny Siaaa.....lllll'

Hey, i just realized that i only mentioned Kenny Sia all the time.... look like, what Erica said is the truth....

7) How the hell he juggled from blogging to managing chain of supermarkets in Kuching and now, Kenny Sia, you are going to manage a fitness centre?????? Walauweh... Kudos to you man!!! You are like a Superman... Except that i never seen you wear underwear outside your pants before.....(Seen you in lingerie before though)

By the way, Kenny Sia, if you are reading this, I'm not crazy bout you but crazy bout your dad's supermarket cause it was my window-shopping park when i was in Kuching!!!!!...... and of course kennysia.com.... and today i increased your traffic again cause i need all the pictures from your blog.... can i take it and use it????

Aiyo... i just realized is too late to join the week three contest... Thanks to my assignment and courses for late entry.... Yeah......

Malaysian Dreamgirl sucks if......

MY TULAN SCALE

For the past few months, i have been watching Malaysian Dreamgirl till my cousin suspected my gender preference..... Thanks to Kenny Sia, who is a lousy but chubby judge..... Oh god.... I just dunno what do the production team have in mind when they decide to put Kenny Sia as one of the judge??? Are they looking for some radio forecast commenter???? Kenny sia is a clown in there..

I still remember when i watched the audition when Cyndi walked in with her red, sexy bareback halter neck, that looked like those Ah Lians dancers during the Po Tor celebration during the Seventh Month of Chinese Calendar.....

When Cindy walks in.... Kenny goes " Wow... Wow.... Wow... I like this.... And Cindy smiled at him again.... and Kenny goes like this " Wow..... I like this..... Wow.... " *Nose bleeds*

Kenny Sia's comment is really suck.... i think he better create his own 'Kenny Sia's Dreamgirl....' so no one bother to know what he thinks.... This is wat he said in Kenny's Challenge in Episode 3 Part 3

"Ringo, I actually love ur walk, I think is pretty well done. I like the way you accessories… ur "accessories" your outfit especially the ahh… the Bebe outfit as well as the evening wear. I think is pretty well done."

"Nadia, I think I see that coming from you. You are very very well done. You did a fantastic fabulous job out there.. you completely you completely rock. I’m very impress there."

"Jay, that was one of the best walks I have seen… in a long time.. you did I think you did a pretty good job there"

"Hanis, did i expect tat coming from you as well… it was pretty good…. i… i…. errmmm.. good good comments to say bout you… you , you ah,… I jus have no idea that will come from you at all.. that was completely unexpected, and you came out and you did the walk.. and you impressed the viewers… the guests… I think that’s when I said hey this girl there is something there"

"Cindy.. well. Cyndi ermmm..I think you got your choreography all wrong.. the walk was robotic… and … err… and…when you suppose to u turn back instead of posing at the end… you walk straight out to the staircase..which I think was ridiculous."

"Adeline, your walk was good…. Err… actually what I like more was actually your outfit more than your walk… so your outfit, the way you put it together, I’m impressed… but the walk was…was kinda average to me"
P/S: Kenny, if you are reading this.... you face is really ka na sai in da show..... Bet you were nervous like sai... cause you keep repeating "pretty good.... pretty well done".... over and over again.... Why can't you said excellent... great... and best...???? oooo.... I know why.... cause the standard of MDG has been going down to drain ever since some of the best candidates left...... the best scale keep decreasing as the increase expenditure of my tulanness..... Can't blame for being speechless in that episode... BUT THE BEST THING IN YOUR SPEECH IS YOUR COMMENT OVER CYNDI.... Over her being robotic and come on.... she forgot her choreogrpahy... Kakakakaka.....Bet in your heart, you were cursing yourself for falling into her trap during the audition.... kakakakakakaka.... But.... I confused one thing leh...... you spoke length bout Hanis... at the end.. you didn't choose her as a winner... Why leh??? Can't make up your mind... Now, the competition should get easier to pick... cause out of those six girls.... i can only see Jay as the top choice... Maybe the ever-garang with flat-chest Nadiala.......

Ok Ok... i have nothing against Kenny Sia... In fact, i always a big fan of him... i always is his silent reader of his blog.... since i read his post on the 'Lui Cha' rice in Kuching...... after that i become a big fan of 'Lui Cha' rice.....And the best thing is his chubby face.... and the likeness scale increase after i saw him in The Cleo 50 Most Eligible Bachelors ......

Well, today my tulanness scale has increase again.... right after i watched the latest episode of Malaysian Dreamgirl.... Lucky thing, the production team has decided to bring back Jay..... Cause they know if Jay left... MDG is nothing.... Is really nothing... All the girls who have the potential to be MDG has being voted out.... Reason??? BEcause they can't communicate....... Aiyo actually not Malaysian Dream Girl... more like Malaysia's Next Top Model....

Last but not least....
MALAYSIAN DREAMGIRL SUCKS IF JAY IS OUT OF THE COMPETITION........

Alright..... If any of you here out there does not know what is going on here..... Is ok is ok.....Wait till for the next post.......