Some assh*** dented my car!!!!

OMG…. whoever the assh*** is, I'm going to find and skin the idiot life!!!!! YOU DENTED MY LITTLE WHITE ALPHARD!!!!!!!!!

If i didn’t wash my car today, i wouldn’t know someone actually dented my car…

And leaved the damm f**king tire marks on my little white Alphard!!!!! And left without leaving a note of sorry…. i know who are you…. the assh*** that parked next to me….. you see later!!!!!

KEMA, you are right, that parking space there got one idiot who doesn’t know how to park…. we go scratch her car and skin her life, k?????

This is how my weekend call goes…..

This is nothing….

Just another weekend….. on call weekend… usually if I'm not on call, I'll go back to Peejay, hang out with family in duck rice shop or just party with friends…

As usual, my weekend began with call in CCU and ICU…

And if i finish early, I'll go home and go straight to my bed…. of course, with baju change la… i dun want to all the organisms in my bed, k???

But, today, i didn’t go home… i thought why not enjoy a cup of nice coffee (Ipoh called White Coffee as Coffee)…. But i hate going to Old Town… is a over-rated kopitiam with over-priced coffee… they charge you one cup of coffee more than RM 2.50….. Hello… i can get one in a normal kopitiam for RM1.30, k???? and i dun need the fake old town ambiance….

So, i drop by my aunt Sanie’s curry mee cafe… called YAT YAT SENG…

And order a sinful dish…. Dry curry Kuey Teow with Chicken and meatball…..

And for Ipoh standard, this dish is over-priced as well… Is exactly RM 5.50….

Taste wise, is just so-so, i still haven’t eaten the curry that will make me think of it after 10 years….. However, if you like the non-fattening with no santan but heavily spiced-curry… Maybe this one is your food….. However, Ipoh Kuey Teow is always the best… and this one is no exception… you can feel the smooth texture in your mouth… and the ‘ummphhh’ from kuey teow is just from there…

After getting some spices into my gastro, sour-ish… saltiness…. it would be perfect if the desert is sweet and traditional…. how bout custard???

This Custard or we called it as ‘ Than Tan’….. only costs RM 1.30… Though is pricey, but the taste is good… i prefer this version of custard cause it has a smooth texture… i love it when it is not milky cause i dun like milky taste….. and not to forget the fragrant smell of the caramel…..

It seems every egg custard will come with a glass of cold water… Function: To flush away the sweetness of the custard… 

And what is a weekend in a kopitiam in Ipoh without kopi, kuey teow, custard and newspaper……????

Please don’t think I'm enjoying my weekend…. i still need to be in hospital at 2.00pm

 

Our Favorite Superheroes in 50 years time!!!!!

I always hate Barbie….. because is too ironic to think tat somebody would look like her….. Therefore, i hope in 50 years time, Barbie Doll will look like this!!!!

What would happened to Wonder Woman??? Do she needs wonder bra as usual????

Will i see flying web from our Spiderman????

But what would happened to Superman when he is 60 years old?????

Maybe he needs glasses to do his visual thingy!!!!

How bout batman and his bat mobile???? Will it still function in 50 years time????

But i think Tweety Bird will still be inside her cage, will she stop talking???

   How i miss my childhood Superheroes ?????

I’m a Sherlock Holmes in the Making

When i was young, i watched a cartoon, which i forgot the name…. the man has a ‘tongkat’ that  can helps him to find criminal. When he just need to drop the ‘tongkat’ and then, the tongkat will points to  either the mysterious person or some hidden clues…. Wow… how i wish i can have the ‘tongkat’…….

However, now i don’t need the ‘tongkat’, i just need to go to this Malaysia famous celebrity blogs, the DIY make up and hair tips, Cheesie…. and my food guide, KYspeaks…. to find this picture….

Well, this thing is no difficult at all for me who are their avid reader…. how i wish, Nuffnang choose me to be the mysterious blog…. at least i can see my pathetic earning in Nuffnang increases in a bomb…. But anyway, i thought i can find la…. but actually, not all the time the picture will be in their blog all the time… i need to try to close the window and open again… and finally, i tried for both… i found it…

TADA!!!!!

This is Cheesie punya… More tips on how to put yourself into a Japanese Mag….

And KySpeaks one….  He got a new camera….

Wow….. I’m definitely the Shiaulee Holmes in the Making…..

Wedding+ My Family= Karaoke + Food

My family is all about food…. but recently i realized is also bout Karaoke…. And of all people, the person who i admired since I am baby, the person who just need to shout ‘shut up’, the person who was there for me, physically, emotionally and financially. Shocked me with his hbgwrhyu5wj36kj26j2 (excuse me, I am typing here)……. Back to story….. is how much this person loves karaoke…..the person i was talking about is my dad…..

My dad is the best father in the world… for all his life, he work for his family…. for his dad, his brothers and sisters and also my mom and these three naughty children…. but i never hear him complaint a word…. and at the same time, i never see him enjoy so much in his life….. Especially when you see him enjoying life in a wedding????? The moment is priceless…….

This is the typical Chinese wedding setting…..

Chinese Wedding = Stage+Karaoke+Food+Yam Seng

You must have a stage… so, anyone can come up and sing for you on your wedding dinner… and also make everybody suffered in silence over your…. vocal capabilities…..

Then you must have two mikes for the karaoke session… so two apeks can sing-a-long…. which include as below….

My dad and uncle who came all the way from Singapore….

Is also about good food….. My family is just about food…. i don't know… we just know how to eat…. must be our gene…. just look at our size….

There is something about YAMMMMMMM SEEENNNNNGGGG tooo….

They will shout…. shout…. shout…. shout…. till everyone got annoyed with you…….

But at the end, this 2 hours ride up to those windy road…. 2 hours of karaoke sessions…. 3 hours of wedding dinner…. means 7 hours of laughter and happiness…. really meant to be eternal bonding among my family members….. My grandpa died in old folks home, and he does not have chance to join us…. but i have no regret because i celebrate it with my sweet maternal grandma…..

Look at her laughter… sweet and endearing…..

If I'm a STORM WARRIOR

Actually, the question is more like…. If my brother is a STORM WARRIOR….

He probably will kill every duck that crossed his path!!!!

A BRAVE STORM WARRIOR always need to be ready!!!!!

A COURAGEOUS STORM WARRIOR always need to be skillful!!!

A TOUGH STORM WARRIOR always need to be heartless!!!

 

OMG….. i think he is going to cry soon…. cause i make him wore the apron  in front of all the guests in my dad’s place!!!!

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Children can be very weird…

We all grown up from that moment…. and we done that… and got smacked for that… and after 20 years, you saw it with your own eyes… you can’t help it but laughed at all those silliness you done… when you were children….

Guess what is the little girl trying to do????

She looked like she is sitting behind the back-seat….

But, now, she is lying on top of the back-seat support…

And then, she just hide behind the back seat… aka booth of the Toyota Avanza…..

I can’t help but laughed cause when i was young that was exactly what i did when my dad was driving the ‘fei po’ 2378 Ford…..  

And when i over-boarded with my dad’s limit… you will hear this

Dad: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly you will hear not even a tiny wimp from any of us… don’t believe, ask Bro Elliott…… He knows better….

Howling at the New Moon

NEW MOON is coming!!!!!!!!

Well, not the usual monthly new moon we have every month… but this is the 2nd of the TWILIGHT saga……

Well, it was just yesterday i told a friend of mine in hospital that I am looking forward for the New Moon movie coming 26th…. The reason?????? I want to see Taylor Lautner’s buffed-body…. I heard this guy really a zero-to-hero kind of stuff…. he underwent hell-training to buff up his body for this movie… Kudos Taylor… and you deserve Taylor too…  Will you bash up the Jay Z for Taylor too????

And my friend said she is looking forward to see the part where they will transfused to poison into Bella in Eclipse…. Oh god… another workaholic…

Despite a huge disappointment i endured when i watched Twilight, but it was not after i read the twilight saga books….

SEVEN REASONS WHY I LIKE THE TWILIGHT SAGA

1. I like the fantasy of hopping from one tree to another tree that was well-described in the twilight movie…  Is kind of a good height to enjoy the scenery…..

2. Twilight saga brings me back to my memories, those years where i had no money to buy books and my parents are Chinese-ed, so, i never got chance to buy any books… therefore, my only resort is those mamak bookstore in PJ Newtown…. Sudden flashbacks on me standing in front of the bookcase filled with old, used paperback books…. trying to find something interesting… and i remembered i read a book, which has the similar storyline like Twilight Saga….

3. The love conflicts between Bella, Edward and Jacob….. Wow… seeing an vampire and wolf, trying to fight with each other over a human….. Is kind of ironic…..

4. I like the suspend of waiting for Bella to turn into vampire…. hopefully Edward can just bite her neck and make her a vampire… but at the end, instead of using intramuscular chomp chomp on Bella’s neck… they chose the difficult way of making her a vampire… Through Intravenous…. come on… tat’s doesn’t make sense… why they chose the hard way…. just ‘makan’ sajela….

5. The conflict created by Twilight Saga among netizens, arguing over the issues why Twilight deserved to be famous when it shouldn’t deserve… till this guy can find 101 reason why The Twilight Saga Sucks… Click here to read reason number 95, where he indirectly mentioned how stupid are all those fans in this world for reading the Twilight Saga… I read those books like 2 times, and I am having hell time to think of 7 reasons why i like the books? And this guy can find 101 reasons…  he seems to like the books more than me despite he call the books suck…

6. The above reasons are bullshits to fill this blog, the real reason is

I like the scrawny, unhealthy, fair complexion and drug-addicted look of Edward Cullen….. Come on… please dun act like you hate him, when you just stare into his eyes…. Oh no… I am going to faint soon…

 

7.  Last but not least, hopefully this Twilight Saga can make Nuffnang gives me the tickets to catch the premier screening of NEW MOON!!!!

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