'Nga Ku' aka Arrow Head war in TESCO IPOH

Just right before Chinese New Year 2008... I, my aunt, my ugly cousin, Mr. Zhong and his pretty girlfriend went to TESCO IPOH for our last shopping for CNY.... and we walked around and suddenly saw a bunch of aunties aunties surrounding cartons of some kind of tulip-buld like fruit.... crazy man... is like a high class pasar with air cond man.... this ppl are maniac.... so as usual.... i the pa kua po... went along... and look what we found and who we found...


WTF... WHY EVERYBODY IS AFTERING THIS POOR 'NGA KU' AKA ARROW HEAD???? EHHH.... Y SO FAMILIAR ONE... THAT LADY IN BLACK?????????


WAH CANNOT BE MAN... EVEN THE BODY SHAPE DAMM FAMILIAR....... WHO IS TAT????


CRAZY MAN.... SHE EVEN AFTER THIS TULIP-BULB ARROW HEAD...... SOME MORE USING PLASTIC TO COLLECT THE FRUIT... AIYO... AUNTIE AH....


KUANG KUANG KUANG...... AUNT... I KNEW IS YOU.....


WAH LAU WEH.... ARE U CRAZY??? YOU ARE OPENING SHOP IS IT????

The moral of the story is never bring your annoying niece to go buy NGA KU in TESCO or else she will laugh and keeps on using her cousin's gf camera phone to take your funny pics.... Kuang Kuang....

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DIscovery Channel of Bro Elliott's car

During Chinese New Year 2008.... My ugly cousin, Mr Zhong, his pretty girlfriend... Miss Iling and me, his cute cousin sister make a new discovery.... actually lots of discoveries... Discovery of my cousin's car... that's my BRO ELLIOTT.... His FORD??? I think TOYOTA.... aiyo... i can't even remember the car's brand... SORRY....

Well, the discoveries are....

1) the car will run without the car key... OMG... WTF.... i bet the car theft will love this car....

2) the hand brake light will on forever till the car has no battery ... even the car is still running and the hand brake is down...

3) And last but not least.... the wiper can be only wipe the driver's seat window....

Kuang... Kuang....

P/S: Yo Bro Elliott, if u are looking in this blog... be thankful cause your mom will think of getting you a new car.... even better if she knows the condition of your tires.... Kuang....Kuang... Ooo... i forgotten, she knew already... and even.....

April Rain

Ooo... Today is 13th April 2008.... And is an on call day for me.... And it is still raining... that's why i named this month April Rain.....

I remembered once i watched an Korean drama called April Snow 2 years back.... Starring the ever lasting 'Xi Lai Sat Sau' aka housewife killer, Bae Yong Jun and ever sweet Son Ye Jin. The story plot is about the fate between two married people when they met each other after their spouses met in an accident in an out-skirt town. The accident leads them to an upsetting discovery, which is their spouses were having affair with each other. However, the more they trying to search for answer, the more they realized that they are falling in love with each other.... This drama showcased their emotions towards their spouses and the resistance they felt with each other till both of them just cannot fight against this feeling of love... Finally they decided to be together.....

April Rain is not a drama......is a term for me to describe the feeling i have towards this month.... A month that filled with wish, anticipation and hope....

Everyday i wish for a miracle that something will happen today... Something special that makes me fall head over heels.... Everyday i wish the Sun keeps on be there, accompany me till the moon shines above me...

But deep down, in my heart, i anticipate nothing cause i know it won't happen.... cause i know the rain will come despite the Sun is there..... I'm anticipating because i care.... because i wish..... because i want to anticipate....

At the end of the day, i close my eyes, i put my hands together close to my heart..... and hope for more sunshine.... for tomorrow in this April Rain....

So, have you wish, anticipate and hope for today?????

I can type 59 words in 60 s........

Is been long time since i really on blog.... i really dunno why.... but it seems like i am having writers' block.... hmmmm.... would i have tat??? i'm not even a writer... doesn't make any different... I'm a damm bored physiotherapist in a dead town..... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

59 words

Speed test

Well, i go to type everyday to practise my typing skilll... and of course, been kiasu.... trying to get myself the 1st out of 1539337 people who have tried this damm test.....

WE HAD OUR DAMM REUNION IN ULU KENAS!!!!

Is been a while since met my friends in group, catching up with each other, what da hell has happened to them... Especially, who is getting marry to who... or who is ending their bachelor life.... Hmmmm... important questions are those that reflect how much we still miss each other and jus wanna have fun like back in college times... therefore, if there are functions, we are trying very hard to convince each other to go and meet despite, you have big belly, or you went to see a plastic to change your features... all doesn't matter..... we just wan the damm reunion.... whether in the jungle, waterfall or under someone's wedding canopy..... WE JUSt WAN THE DAMM REUNION....

Not going to bitch more bout anything...let's the pictures do the the talking....

Here comes the bride..... Ooppps... wrong... the groom.... Weng looked so different in this maroon attire... so much handsome...

Well, after the wedding, few of us get together into 4 cars....

One new VIVA....One new but looking old MYVI.....

One quite old KELISA..... and One VERY VERY OLD KANCIL.....

There are CIK AAH, CIK I, MISS SL in brand new VIVA,.

We have Mr. FM, M Z and Mr S in the new but looking old MYVI

We have MR. RM, MR. KO and 2 unknown extra in quite old KELISA.

Last but now least.... we have Mr. MS aka Mr. Gay... you guys should see the latest TIME in Friendster.... Kakakakaka...... and MR. Taiwan with his dun care bout the waterfall, most important take pict.... ARLO>>>>>> We are here for waterfall... but thanks for the da pict... and another XTRA also in the VERY VERY VERY OLD KANCIL.....

Kekekeke... Try to count how many times OLD i have written.... KEkEKEKEKE....

Well went to this waterfall.... ULU KENAS>>>>> I didn't know in the middle of Kuala Kangsar town, we have very secluded golf course.... and also a very nice waterfall area named ULU KENAS.... The golf course is waste of money and land... but the water fall is hell lots of beauty mother nature....

But before anything, we must have a grand opening with our poses.... Macho... Macho....

This is the beautiful water fall.... the water is hell soothing cold after long day waiting for the bunch of KLites for another 1 hour.... definitely these water is the treat for us...

If you see properly among the stones, you will see one monyet is stuck between two stones....

And then two leng luis saying cheese to the cameraman... woopps.... is camera woman... CIk ABH...

Well, in this pict... you must figure out what is Mr. FM... he is having involuntary muscle contractions of all the msucles he has..... SHHIIIIIIVVVVERRRRIIIINNNGGGG.....

And then behind some rocks, you will see someone doing something.... GUess who.... and please guys, you dun wanna know what is he doing with his.....????#$#%^$#@

OMG.... guess what these two 'monyets' doing??? They are trying to scratch their armpits... or each other armpits...

More posing... thanks to CIk MS for his unbelievable good photography skills... all of us looks small and thin... even Mr. MS looks like stick now.....

Now, this is better..... here we have Mr. S fall in love with the rocks... Mr. KO trying to do ballet stunt in the water...

And we have 3 refugees waiting for people to save the,......

And then all of us climbed back to the camp before the so called "air pasang" comes...

In the camp, we have Mr. KO posing, Mr RM trying to berkembang, he is preparing for his model shoot later in his towel... and Mr. S trying to replace back his calorie after long day..... and we have Ms. ABH.... the most cantik and greenish daun among all the trees in this waterfall....

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Congratulation to Kak Su and Weng

Today is really a special day for this one pair of love birds, i wish them happiness and love forever....

Note for you two: Life is just a beginning.... Hope more life is created.....

I WANT MY SELF-ESTEEM BACK!!!!!

I always have low self-esteem because I always think bout my imperfection which include the lists as below.....

First and foremost, i have low self-esteem because

I'm fat....
and then my family trademark...

i have round nose....
Follow with

Incomplete double eyelids.....
And the unsuitable match with

small mouth.....
And thanks to my daily fix..

i have yellow teeth.....

Follow with constant supply of chocolate...

i have fat cheeks.....


and then my childhood fat cause me to have elephant legs....

And then i have spare tires....... but if is Hummer spare tires.... i just love it...


But then i found this ad, which make me feel better......





At least for another 45 seconds, i feel slightly better about myself and my flaws....

Flood in Sungai Buloh Leprosy Centre....

Back in college, where 4 idiotic girl stuck in the rain and flood in Sungai Buloh Leprosy Centre..... The worst incidence is one of the idiotic lost her spectacles to the flood... and those time were the time before we fought with Miss AK......